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Rick: Ah, y’know, traditional kinda stuff

Rick: …Aaaan’ some not-so-traditional stuff

Rick: Heh! I scribbled out that ‘Strong Craig’ doodle last time, but I kin give ya ‘nother go.
Craig: I’m far from an artist, but I feel the need to counteract the ensuing immaturity.
Rick: Psh, immature my ass. Take’a look at this:

Craig: …That’s horrible. And would never happen.
Rick: Yeah, right! I’d have ya swoonin’ if I so much as looked atcha th’right way!
Craig: Oh please. It would go more like this:

Craig: See, much better technically and far more true to life.
Rick: …what in th’hell is that.
Craig: An accurate depiction of our home life~?
Rick: Am I goddamn footrest?
Craig: It would seem so.
Rick: Are those bunny slip—DADDY’S READIN’?
Craig: A great deal better than feeding your bloated ego.
Rick: MY bloated ego? Sweetheart, you got a nasty wake up call comin’ atcha.
Craig: We have an audience, why not ask them? Perhaps you’d like to make this interesting?
Rick: …’m listenin’
Craig: The one with the most votes gets to have their drawing be the truth. Deal?
Rick: Gotcherself a deal.
Whose drawing is better?

Rick: Heh! I scribbled out that ‘Strong Craig’ doodle last time, but I kin give ya ‘nother go.

Craig: I’m far from an artist, but I feel the need to counteract the ensuing immaturity.

Rick: Psh, immature my ass. Take’a look at this:

Craig: …That’s horrible. And would never happen.

Rick: Yeah, right! I’d have ya swoonin’ if I so much as looked atcha th’right way!

Craig: Oh please. It would go more like this:

Craig: See, much better technically and far more true to life.

Rick: …what in th’hell is that.

Craig: An accurate depiction of our home life~?

Rick: Am I goddamn footrest?

Craig: It would seem so.

Rick: Are those bunny slip—DADDY’S READIN’?

Craig: A great deal better than feeding your bloated ego.

Rick: MY bloated ego? Sweetheart, you got a nasty wake up call comin’ atcha.

Craig: We have an audience, why not ask them? Perhaps you’d like to make this interesting?

Rick: …’m listenin’

Craig: The one with the most votes gets to have their drawing be the truth. Deal?

Rick: Gotcherself a deal.

Whose drawing is better?

Craig: !?! A lady?!
Rick: Gahaha, hold on, hold on, I got it, gimme a pen

Rick: Lookin’ for summat more like this?
Craig: That’s preposterous, I don’t look a thing like—
Rick: Hold on, I ‘kin do ya one better. Where’s that picture Ethan was gigglin’ ‘bout drawin’ earlier?
Craig: Oh don’t you dare…

Rick: THERE, how’s THAT manly for ya!
Craig: …….
Rick: Y’okay, Peaches?
Craig: …hahahahahaha…
Rick: Yep, purty proud’a that one
Craig: Hahahaaa… I’mgoingtokillyou, heeheehee…

Craig: !?! A lady?!

Rick: Gahaha, hold on, hold on, I got it, gimme a pen

Rick: Lookin’ for summat more like this?

Craig: That’s preposterous, I don’t look a thing like—

Rick: Hold on, I ‘kin do ya one better. Where’s that picture Ethan was gigglin’ ‘bout drawin’ earlier?

Craig: Oh don’t you dare…

Rick: THERE, how’s THAT manly for ya!

Craig: …….

Rick: Y’okay, Peaches?

Craig: …hahahahahaha…

Rick: Yep, purty proud’a that one

Craig: Hahahaaa… I’mgoingtokillyou, heeheehee…

Craig: We will now be accepting inquiries. 
Rick: Ask us aaanythin’. 
Craig: Do not invite those kinds of questions. 

Craig: We will now be accepting inquiries. 

Rick: Ask us aaanythin’

Craig: Do not invite those kinds of questions.